I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Randomize
