pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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