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did i walk over a car last night?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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