Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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