We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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