ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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