Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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