i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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