I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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