i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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