Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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