Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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