I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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