i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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