he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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