Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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