People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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