Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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