Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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