so that wasnt chicken after all
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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