Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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