"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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