found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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