Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Randomize
