This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Let's paint friendship bongs
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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