uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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