We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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