My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I deserve this hangover.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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