he told me I talked like a deaf person
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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