I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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