I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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