I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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