Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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