GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
