I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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