when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
