a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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