his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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