escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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