I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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