that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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