I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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