She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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