i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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