my phone needs a breathalizer
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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