I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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