i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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