Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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