By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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