at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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