Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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