I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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