reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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